I am so utterly frustrated with my job, that I have been planning my escape for a vast amount of the 8.5 hours of my shift. Plan A is to make my money writing porn, how difficult can it be? A few choice adjectives, a variety of verbs and I'll be halfway there. I have calculated that I would only have to write (and have published) 20 short, erotic stories a month to bring in a decent income. Super. Alternatively, I could just look for a different job, whilst still focusing on my dream. I can do it. I will make it. Will I?
PS. I didn't see The Gimp today, however, I did happen upon a variety of massive cocks. And not the erotic type.