Selling my soul

I feel dejected and almost rejected, due to crazy agent ignoring me for 3 months. I am fully aware that it is wrong to stalk people, but I am sorely tempted. Why ask for a full manuscript if not prepared to say yay or nay? I am comforted with the suspicion that aforementioned agent was so excited (not sexually) by my submission that he has suffered a heart attack, and is currently planning his escape from ITU. I might email him again...