Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Oooooh Betty

Right, Assignment 4. Bizarrely familiar, as it's practically the same as Assignment 1, Assignment 2, and, yes, you've got it...Assignment 3. Yawn. This time I have decided against writing yet another article, and so I shall write letters instead. My first being to 'agony aunt' Betty Brisk in The Sun. It is as follows:

Dear Betty,

I have recently been having what can only be described as 'colourfully raunchy' dreams about a character from a popular television soap. I find myself daydreaming about this person, knowing how much he wants me. When I cast my eyes upon him in the early evening of a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday or Friday, I blush crimson red and mutter 'oh, my darling,' which is making my husband suspicious. I am not sure whether to come clean to my dearest, or keep our dirty little secret between me and the young man from the telly. Please help me, Betty.



Now, let's see what she has to say about that...

Location:Hastings,United Kingdom


  1. Still got that crush on Phil Mitchell I see!

  2. I struggle to comprehend how anyone can fail to be seduced by his big, round, drunken face...