Ok, so the website is up and running, the novel is (re re re re) edited to within an inch of its life, and what am I doing? Eating biscuits and drinking vodka, that's bloody what. I'm going to end up an overweight and perpetually (marginally) angry alcoholic at this rate. I never thought it'd be easy, but I actually only want a £5,000,000 book deal. Surely not too much to ask?